Living fifteen thousand kilometeres apart, do we win a prize for the longest distance apart?
Been together since 11/10/11.
Met for the first time on the 15/06/12.
-Mandah
Nineteen, living in Australia, Queensland. Brand New, Placebo, Soccer, Softball, Pokemon, Doctor Who, Harry Potter.
-Tamara
Eighteen, Germany. I like boobs. And food. And cute things and yeah... I'm pretty boring.
Angry Customer:“You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
Gay Man:*quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
Angry Customer:“Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
Angry Customer:*to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
Owner:“I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
Wife:“Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
Owner:“Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”