We’re flying to Australia on Saturday!


rigginsrigs:

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

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yourbrobrooke:

sockmonkeyrenegade:

nyxocity:

sungodphoebus:

i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST

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NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE

I was wondering when people were going to realize that “you breed with the mouth of a goat” means “you talk dirty when you fuck.”

THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OH MY GOODNESS

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laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

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grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
me: grandma you're like 80



bagmilk:

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

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factoryoffur:

Natalie Dormer GQ Magazine April 2014

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